fuk yall
if yall gotta crush on me tell me now before my dad spends my valentines money on crack and alcohol
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Yall knew this one fr
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Id make a joke about pizza, but its too cheesy. I know yall have too thick of a crust to get it!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app