Writing System jokes

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

An.

X is for X-treme shooting!

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Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

See the lies.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Humanity.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

We don't read backwards.