Writing System jokes

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

An.

X is for X-treme shooting!

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Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

See the lies.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Humanity.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.