Writing System jokes

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

X is for X-treme shooting!

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See the lies.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

An.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.