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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
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What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.