You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
God.
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
Religion... That is all.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
