Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find
Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage