Womens rights jokes
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Women’s rights.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Women's rights.
Feminism.