Womens rights jokes
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Woman do have rights!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.