"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Women's Rights Jokes
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Feminism.