Wok jokes
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Curry.
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Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Sheep want to wool the world :)