Wok jokes
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
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What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
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How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
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I am the grand wizard, mak.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...