Wok jokes

How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

He wok-ed.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw a wok down the stairs.

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

Curry.

The "W" in African stands for water.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Woah, nice cock.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'