Wise Man jokes
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
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GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
The wise man Issac Newton said “the greater the mass the greater the attraction” that’s proof that thick girls are prettier