Wise Man jokes

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."