Wich jokes

Which bees produce milk?

Boobies.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

The "W" in African stands for water.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

gay fish.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.