Whos jokes
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!