Whos there

Whos There Jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Bob

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Jesus

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

Knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

Dad

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Sally

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Knock knock

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

Site

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • 9/11

    Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.