Whirlpool jokes
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
My wife Jean is happy, 馃槉 pretty, 馃槏 and pregnant,馃ぐ boy, 馃懄 am I glad 馃槉 I bought her 馃懇 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.