Whirlpool

Whirlpool jokes

Cat

  • When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.

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  • Karma

  • Karma is like rape.

    What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

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  • Dryer

  • My wife Jean is happy, ๐Ÿ˜Š pretty, ๐Ÿ˜ and pregnant,๐Ÿคฐ boy, ๐Ÿ‘ฆ am I glad ๐Ÿ˜Š I bought her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

    Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95