My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
Pop in the toilet
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
I never get off on the wrong foot
I Left my Avatar at home today
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
