We jokes

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...

Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.