Watermelon jokes
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 馃憢馃崻馃崺馃崿馃尞馃崝馃崡馃崯馃崵馃崏馃嵀馃崼馃嵃
Why did the cantaloupe 馃崍 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 馃崏.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
What鈥檚 the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.