Watermelon jokes

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

When do you go on red and stop at green?

A watermelon.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.

They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.