Warning Shot jokes

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."