Vilots jokes

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.