Vilots jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!