Vilots jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.