Vilots jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.