Vilots jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.

Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."

Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"

Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."

Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"