(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
What do you call a pornography version of Tik Tok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
He tried to install a free version of windows 10
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte's.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
