Vegetative state jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?