Vegetative state jokes
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.