Vegetative state jokes
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.