Vegetative state jokes

Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?

A: A tater tot.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?

A. A mixed vegetable.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.