Vegetative state jokes
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.