Vegans jokes

Teacher

  • Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

    Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

    Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

    Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

    Pastor: You deserve to die.

    - I attack

    Community talk

  • Guy Fact #4: Guys hate entitled, egotistical, self-centred, vegan, and obnoxiously feminist karens.