Vegans jokes

Vegan

A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?

Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.

Steak

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a split screen comparison of vegan and real steak. On the left, under "Vegan Steak" is a picture of a cooked vegan steak with some gravy and garnish. Underneath it, there is a text box stating "ingredients". On the right, under "Real Steak", there's a picture of a sliced real steak. Underneath it, there's a picture of a cow in a field. The text underneath the image says "ingredients". Above the comparison, there is a blue, wide-eyed, emoji face.

Online persona

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Pet

the cool kid · 3 years ago

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

Privilege

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Generation

Sore Raven · 7 months ago

An illustration depicting a kneeling woman with a cannabis leaf tattoo on her buttock, surrounded by various objects and images that stereotype 'this generation of women.' These include a 'morals' sign with a red prohibition symbol, a 'GOALS' sign with a person throwing trash in a bin, a poster of a woman taking a provocative selfie, pictures of women on a beach, and a picture of a man in an orange prison jumpsuit on the phone. On the floor are items like a KFC bucket, a 'vegan' shopping bag, a syringe, a smartphone, makeup brushes, a laptop displaying 'KYLIE', an YSL handbag, and designer sneakers. A hand is shown dropping social media likes and hearts towards the kneeling woman. The top text reads, 'This Generation Of Women Summed Up In One Picture!!'

Chemical

Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Time

Sbeebs141 · 3 years ago

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

Vegans memes

Community talk

Anonymous

2 years ago

I ate steak infront of a vegan.

UK

3 years ago

I hate karens, protesters, vegans, flat earthers and tiktokers.

Anonymous

3 years ago

Guy Fact #4: Guys hate entitled, egotistical, self-centred, vegan, and obnoxiously feminist karens.

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