remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
if ur ever bored jus fuck some orphans, what they gonna do, tell they're parents?
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
swear i witnessed ur nana fall down the stairs
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swear ur eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching rn
1v1 me in clash ur trash bro
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
Son why do i not have an Easter basket. Mom ur 23 u don't need one. Ends calls child support
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
why did ur dad FUCKING LEAVE U he went to suck balls What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
