Ur Jokes

Son

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Mom

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Ball

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

Liverpool

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Orphan

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

Mom

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Emo

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Syndrome

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Orphanage

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Insult

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Orphan

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.