How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"