Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Fucking Windows updates!
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
