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Stephen Hawking

Fatty · 8 years ago

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

Twitter

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet showing the text "twitter is fucking unusable. im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes" followed by the word "WE AGREE" in a speech bubble over a collage of images of JD Vance.

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

Website

Anonymous · 6 years ago

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Windows updates

Anonymous · 7 years ago

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Software

Anonymous · 8 years ago

He's not really dead, his update failed.

Social media

EDP445 · 4 years ago

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Student

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

Pig

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Chrome

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of the Google Chrome app page in an app store. It says "FREAKY Chrome" at the top and has an update button. It is rated 4.6 with one million ratings. The age is labeled 18+ and the chart position is #2 in utilities. Under 'What's New' it says: "got a freaky update... just for you. install it for a good time. - added Freaky Spongebob." There are 4 eyes placed next to the app name. There is also a tongue emoji next to the age.

Product

the taste of mommy's milk · 2 years ago

The image shows nine variations of Mona Lisa. Each version of the Mona Lisa is labeled. The first is a sketch labeled "MVP". The second is a more detailed painting labeled "Product's Goal". The third is a darker painting labeled "Market Needs". The fourth is pixelated labeled "Development's Understanding". The fifth has a buzzcut labeled "Beta We Think We Released". The sixth has messy hair labeled "Beta We Did Release". The seventh is dressed in a medieval costume labeled "What Sales Sold". The eighth is wearing sunglasses and holding a drink labeled "Post-Beta Update". The ninth is a distorted painting labeled "Launched Product".

Cough

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Firefighter

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

Iceberg

WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

Man

Erichh · 3 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

War

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

Man

Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Community talk

Dish3rm3s_luvva9

Hi guys,I wouldn't be posting plenty because I have dance practise almost every day,and a competition coming up,and were in the finals so yeah,my team got 2nd place last competition (23 may,2026), and were trying to come first place so ill be hardly on this app until October solo yeah

rui_1

What the fuck happened while I was gone?

Vinxity

Sooo, what did I miss?