I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Bomb goes UnO
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.