Uno

Uno Jokes

Card

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Magician

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

Magician

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Dick

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Magician

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Black

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Magician

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

Green Card

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.