Uno jokes
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Bomb goes Uno.
What game is for kids? Uno.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.