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Father

1 year ago
A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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    Option

    4 years ago

    Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

    Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

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  • Llama

    8 years ago

    My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

    He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

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  • Mom

    3 years ago

    Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

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