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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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    Kingdevie · 4 years ago

    • Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

    Person: Are you an orphan?

    Orphan: Yes?

    Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

    Orphan: MOTHER!

    Person: Let's go home!

    Orphan: Uhhhh

    *She was never to be seen again*

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