Uganda jokes

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Milk is that the Uganda way?

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.