Uganda jokes

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Milk is that the Uganda way?

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.

Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.