Uganda jokes

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Milk is that the Uganda way?

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?