Uganda jokes

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Milk is that the Uganda way?

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.