Turner jokes

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Jesus created the T-pose first.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!