Turner jokes

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

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