Tubman jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.