Tubman jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.