TSS jokes

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Blue Takis?

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?

Free service for tit holding!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?