TSS jokes
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*