I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too get ran over by a truck
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said "Wheel feed you"
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
