*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
man drinks beer jumps off a tower and he's okay the other guy says Whoa how'd you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a beer the same beer and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
