Toothpick jokes

What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.