New Toothbrush Jokes

What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.

I once masturbated in the bathroom

I was looking for something, for a little help

Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN

what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.

what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush

what goes in hard comes out soft a toothbrush

the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.

toothbrush: i think i have the worst job ever toiletpaper: ya,right

What vibrates and is 6 inches?

A toothbrush.

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

Hi guys I'm back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your's >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say "here. I got your toothbrush ready for you" Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)