Tiredness jokes

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Mom: Wake up!

Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

Mom: Why are you disappointed?

Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Insomnia.

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...