Tiredness jokes

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."