Time Zone jokes

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.