Time Machine

Time Machine jokes

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.