Thrash Jokes

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”