Thirteenth jokes
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
The number 13? Not on my watch!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Community talk
happy friday the thirteenth 🔪
GENESIS 14 Abram Rescues Lot 1At the time when Amraphel was king of Shinar, Arioch king of Ellasar, Kedorlaomer king of Elam and Tidal king of Goyim, 2these kings went to war against Bera king of Sodom, Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, Shemeber king of Zeboyim, and the king of Bela (that is, Zoar). 3All these latter kings joined forces in the Valley of Siddim (that is, the Dead Sea Valley). 4For twelve … Read more