Thirteenth jokes

Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.

Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"