Thinner jokes

Self Harm

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.

flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.

the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.

the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as we… Read more