Thinner jokes
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Community talk
lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.
flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.
the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.
the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as we… Read more