Theses Jokes

the only thing drier than these jokes are your mom.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

None of these are jokes... they're all facts...

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀

You might think these jokes are plane

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.

But joke time....

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain

Lol these jokes have been heard millions of times

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?