(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
Me as a child
Happy memories
Happy Birthday Son!
NOT FUNNY. GET OFF THE WEBSITE TRYHARD
screw you :)
shut up you wish you could be sunnysunshine
Shut up you stupid wannabe
your mom
IM YOUR MOM WTF
The OG
listen up you unintelligent pool noodle go screw yourself
Mouth breather
you unrecycled water bottle
i hope both sides of the pillow are warm for you!
I bet you pick your nose with your toes
I bet you put in the milk before the cereal
Shut up u mother fricker you like toes and suck um all night
you bowl of cereal thats been sitting out for an hour
Not as much as you idiot
i am a mother fricker she was soooo good
you unripe banana
You are skinniest piece of pizza
You ugly turn u rat butt check go smack up and eat your toe jam
You are a shriveled up piece of poo
What does that even mean you little 5 year old
you chucky jar of peanut butter
And now for the grand reveal
Your ugly face
It s a me
youre adopted
your gay?! wait we already knew that
You take 5 hours to shart
you take five hours to get a shart out your butt hole you consitapated mother fricker
ipad breaker
Animal hater
clap those cheeks
i will expose you Your_mom12345
You wanna be clapper
i smell bad
Clap it girly pop
i will clap you
we know
oh im about to show u how to clap it
ummmmmmmm
ill clap you first
ngl imagine being in Middle school Your_mom12345
THOSE CHEEKS ARE FIRM
so firm
imagine😂
yummy cheeks
MMMMMMMMMMMM
Ill tell you what happens every night in the bedroom if you dont shut up
*slurps cutely*
*slurp
Tickles the toes
*dies cutely*
sharts
*Sharts cutely*
*Blushes*
murder muffin
im always free bbg ;)